Bored as HELL

Hello to all the nobodies who read this. It's okay i forgive you. I'm just sitting here watching That 70's Show and being bored as hell. so i thought to myself "Self, why not do some random babbling on live journal" and at the time it sounded like a fine idea. so let's see. what to talk about?

As a friend and i were talking about the other day, solar panels and wind farming, would save us all so much moeny. 123,000,000 cars are being driven on highways in the United States. Just think about how much gas that is! no wonder everyone is broke. Not to mention what were doing to ozone.



22,000 checks will be deducted from the wrong bank accounts in the next hour.

-what the hell?! that's a scary thought! makes me wonder if there isn't more to my check book not being balanced.......


315 entries in Webster's 1996 dictionary were misspelled.

-Dumb asses!

(by the way i'm getting this all from bored.com-----cuz i'm bored!!)


A person uses approximently fifty-seven sheets of toilet paper each day----yeah who measures this?


A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.--damn!!!!! lucky pig fucker

85% of men who die of heartattacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wives.

---Let that be a lesson to all men! CHEAT AND DIE!!

I think i'll leave you all with that one. okay now i'm getting sleepy. so thanks to anyone who reads this. don't be shy, leave me a comment. anything. i'm really not picky.
-Cindi